Dear Ward's hamburger....i don't think i have eaten one of your kind in months...possibly 8 months. And YET....i go on this crazy diet for two days and then dominate a hamburger like its nobody's business---and i never eat Ward's!
It all started with a pink Starburst....yes....a Starburst. I was in the backseat of my mom's car, on the way home from Jackson. I had been chosen by my teacher to attend the Mississippi Early Childhood Association conference and present a project i did for class. It was the longest 8 hours of my LIFE. I kept thinking about how i'd much rather be at the Passion conference. It was interesting i guess, because i learned a lot about how to use developmentally appropriate practices for young children. However, i want to be a counselor, not a child life specialist.
Anyways....back to my point...i had a boring day. My breakfast was whey protein and water ( grosss) and my lunch was lettuce. i was thinking to myself " This diet is a joke. i know better....and im just going to lose the weight and gain it all back bc i can't possibly live this way forever...not to mention 2 months".
So there i was...after two days of practically starving/drinking nasty whey crap, staring at the most beautiful thing i had seen all day: a starburst. Where it came from? God. had to of. just kidding....it came from the conference. The point is, it was taunting me. I unwrapped part of it, all the while lusting after its juiciness ( i don't even like starburst really by the way..). Then i smelled it. Mmmm smelled like teen spirit...or fruit. So i ate it! ( DUN DUN DUNNNNN!)
Then my mom took me to Ward's and i ate the best meal ever.
I feel no shame! well maybe a little.
*Sorry Lauren*
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